I wonder if you can order these. With my luck, I would probably get arrested.

These came in a random email, so I don’t know where they originated from.

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Sorry, I had to share this one, I thought it was hilarious!

A friend Forwarded this to me, so I don’t know where it came from.

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This was a good chance for Microsoft to add something funny to the end of an error message.

I was trying to start the “Performance Logs and Alerts Service” on a server, and it started and then stopped immediately. I then received this error message.

“The Performance Logs and Alert service on Local Computer started and then stopped. Some Services stop automatically if they have no work to do, for example, the Performance Logs and Alerts service.”

Microsoft could have saved some words if they just said “for example, this one”. Another option would be to add “Dumb A$$” to the end of the message.

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